Sean walked into the living room with a single shelled peanut in his hand. He tried squeezing it with all his might but couldn't get the shell to crack. This is the conversation that followed:
Sean - Mom, I need help.
Me - Sure, what do you need.
Sean - I need to crack a nut!
Me (laughing) Okay, bring it here.
I was laughing for days. I know it might not be as funny in writing. But the face he used was just priceless. He was so serious and the words just came out so funny!