Tuesday, September 9, 2008

You Cannot Be Allergic To People!

This was a wonderful conversation at 7:40 am this morning. It is always great when kids fight, scream, and whine before 8 am! Please note that in all dialog below that screaming and whining should be understood in each line.

Sean - You are making me sick!
Brian - No, I'm not!
(repeat the above lines until you want to run away while pulling out your hair and screaming, then continue)

Sean - Yes, your fart butt is making me so sick!
Brian - Farts cannot make you sick.
Sean - Yours do!
Brian - You can only get sick when you are allergic to something!
Sean - Well, I am allergic to you then!
Brian - You cannot be allergic to people.
Sean - Then I am allergic to your farts!
Me - Sean you fart too and no one acts like this.
Sean - Well, I am not going to fart anymore.
Me - That is impossible.
Sean - Well, I haven't farted in like 20 hours!
Brian - (laughing too hard to comment!)

As for me, as usual, when it comes to Sean, I give up. As for Brian and Sean, they both lost video games for two days and didn't get to watch a show before school today, even though they were ready early! As for Justin, let's just hope he doesn't pick up on everything he hears! Wishful thinking, right?


Mommy to those Special Ks said...

ROFLOL! HILARIOUS! This totally sounds like a Kameron conversation!

Kathy V said...

That is funny. By the way I acknowledged you in my last post for brining me out of the blogger black hole.

Rachel said...

OMG....that is too funny!!! BOYS!

Tracey said...

Oh how I can relate to this! LOL We have the same conversations all the time! I bet that body parts and sounds are a common topic of conversation in your home huh? Something about boys (I think)...
Got to love em!