Top Ten Reasons...

...that you know your kid watches too much Sponge Bob:

1. He talks about Old Man Jenkins like he knows him
2. He says things like fishpaste and barnacles
3. He starts to laugh like Sponge Bob
4. He asks for Crabby Patties and not hamburgers
5. He wants to grow up to be a fry cook
6. He thinks fires can light under water and fish can talk
7. He likes ripped pants
8. He sings the theme song in his sleep
9. He is obsessed with catching jellyfish
10. He replaces Batman and Robin with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

Just to let you know all that Sean will watch lately is Sponge Bob and he does numbers one through ten and then some! Watch out if your kid's best friends are a starfish, a squirrel, and a squid!